I feel ashamed of my fake consumerist sentiment, but I MUST HAVE SOME OF THESE SHOES: http://www.simpleshoes.com/
I think I had a pair of these when I was at University. However, as all my favourite shoes are wont to do, they eventually fell apart, and I couldn't find anywhere which sold them. Incidentally, if someone knows where I can get a pair of Panama Jack shoes in Edinburgh, then please tell me.
Ok, now, if someone out there, say, who has a child with a name starting with N, happened to be thinking of, say, getting someone a present for a seasonal celebration, then I do believe any one of these goods would suffice.